msdorkusmalorkus:
So I found this shirt on Amazon today…and I’m not the first. The reviews are hilarious! Here’s one:
“I ordered this shirt, and it promptly arrived 1 week later. I took it out of the box and immediately put it on. Just then my mom walked into my room and she literally exploded from a patriotic awesome overload. I realized then that I could use this shirts power for good, or for evil.
Now I roam the streets at night looking for criminals. When I find them, I puff out my chest like a boss and they spontaneously combust in the flames of american justice.
please only purchase this shirt if you plan on using its powers for good.”
God bless America
bought it, bought it instantly
You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mum $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?
iventuredfromminecraftia:
thedailyblock:
b4ux1t3:
A couple days ago, I decided to hop on a server whose Tumblr I had been following for several months. Little did I know that I would soon become entranced by the community. Within the first day, I had made a couple friends, and despite not being able to build at first, I had a blast checking out all the things others had built and were building.
I am proud to announce that today I became a full-fledged member of the community. Right when I was starting to drift away from the game, these guys really pulled me in, wowing me with the creativity and wondrous imagination that Minecraft allows players express.
Thank you, members and staff of TDB. You guys rock.
You have made my month.
I honestly, don’t know what to say. Just that THIS is why we do it. We love knowing that the work and time we put in is acheiveing something and for people to say this about us… its awesome.
Thank you, I’m smiling crazily.
omfg
SO PRECIOUS
I felt the same way when I started just a month ago, now I feel like I’m part of the family and I’m grateful that I decide to try out the server (found from following on tumblr as well) and now I like helping out everyone as much as membership allows. I just wish I could be on more often. Everyone is so great and helpful and skilled in some way!
i need to start exploring the server more, I’ve already found so much!
i have no idea how this happened…
